The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is bokep genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than memek shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review porn magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were crot all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what bokep they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new bokep study bokeh confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to bokeh screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokep Sunderland crot memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take porn heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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