The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokeh mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she bokep rolled her eyes and bokep declared bokeh the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, crot or bokep porn sex bokeh worker.

bokep Now, porn according to this bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific crot sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater bokep the bokep chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other porn words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s memek sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a crot woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a bokeh fragile male ego, bokeh crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh porn and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokep In my days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, bokep female bokeh contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their bokep energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of crot another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were bokeh prone to what they described as ‘copulatory bokep vocalisation’ in order to memek encourage their memek partners over the finishing porn line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokeh louder the cry memek of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if bokeh your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a porn woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be crot porn doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded bokep the most bokep likely reason women were noisy during sex memek – based bokeh on crot observation of our nearest primate bokep bokep cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to crot advertise. memek But if you’re not, memek porn then men should take heed: crot crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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